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"By centering our entire economy around Shampoo Ooh, we've achieved utopia! There's no need for war, or for want, when your hair looks this good."
"Those of us who live here on Ooh Island identify as 'Oohlanders.'"
"What a beautiful smile! Some say, 'an eye for an eye,' but I say, 'an Ooh for an Ooh.'" Deal!!
* You've received a bottle of Shampoo Ooh! That's great stuff.
The waters here are known for their rejuvenating and hydrating powers. You feel a rush of energy in your hair just by being near it's presence.
"These waters have flowed for centuries, granting life to the land and to the people. Legend has it that this fountain was constructed to symbolize the union between Oohlympus and the natives of Ooh Island."
Enjoying the vibe the hydrating waters put into the air around you, you slowly explore the fountain in joy and reverence.
As you walk, your hair begins to feel like a crown. You start thinking of wishes to make when you notice an aged, but unweathered inscription.
- You don't recognize this language, but you are struck with a deep feeling of importance.
"The Port of Ooh is the point of departure for all seafaring expeditions. Shampoo Ooh's precise, yet simple formulation has sparked a love of science in all Oohlanders."
"Years ago, we were exploring correlations between the molecular structures of Shampoo Ooh's ingredients and distant constellations. While in the crooh's nest, we observed an auroohra borealis. Watching those beautiful lights dance made us wonder how greatly the ionosphere can vary in it's many regions...
...So, on our most recent voyage, we launched Shampoo Ooh into the D, E, and F regions of the ionosphere. Despite the nocturnal drops in atmospheric pressure, Shampoo Ooh's chemical profile remained nearly identical to the oils naturally occurring in human hair. Shampoo Ooh's presence in the ionosphere not only reduced solar radiation from penetrating further into the atmosphere, but also greatly amplified the imprints left by the astronomical radio emmissions that we were observing during our research...
...Shampoo Ooh has greatly advanced our knowledge of space weather!!"
“While nuclear power can be made safer, there are many outdated facilities and waste sites that could pose a serious risk one day. Shampoo Ooh helps protect hair from free-radical damage, and I believe it could save the world from disaster...
...That’s why I’m self-funding a trip to Chernobyl.”
Hi, is this your first time at Ooh Lagoon?
This recreational area is the ideal spot to frolic, and dine. We also play Ooh Sports here like, 'Ooh Ball.'
I joined an organized league and I'm one of my team's co-captains. It's been Oohber fun!
"Hi, it's nice to meet a new face. We just finished up an Ooh Sports medley and we were thinking about what to do next."
You waded out, but stayed in the shallower waters. You struck up a conversation with some nearby Oohlanders and had a great time.
When Oohlanders first arrived on horseback, those horses drank from The Fountain of Moisture and evolved into unicorns. Not all of them, though.
We still call each one a horse. Just to be nice.
The majestic beasts look towards you, but stay a cautious distance. You can feel a joyous energy eminating from within them.
Without words, you understand each other.
You Startled Them, Anyway
Their hair is amazing.
That was easy!
You made that duck very happy! After the meal, you gaze into the ducks eyes and sense great wisdom.
This duck is a very old soul.
After the spread of Shampooconomics, and utopia, all the world's nations sent Ooh Island gifts in gratitude. As the most valuable commodity on earth is Shampoo Ooh, our collection is just a pile of bottles.
The Ooh Crew International Friendship Exhibition Hall was constructed to house this pile. This way it is shared amongst all Oohlanders.
Traipsing through the distinguished hall, you gain some perspective.
You're glad you came.
"Yes...?"
...
"Welcome to The Oohlysian Fields! Here, we sustainably cultivate non-GMO crops for the production of Shampoo Ooh.
Thanks to permaculture techniques, we have abundant harvests all throughout the year without the overuse of our other precious resources. As we have no need for conventional fertizilers, we avoid introducing harmful metals and chemicals into our vibrant ecosystem.
Shampoo Ooh gave me healthier hair. I am dedicated to keeping the source of Shampoo Ooh's ingredients as healthy as possible."
"These crops are tip-top!"
Good job!
"Entry to Oohlympus is reserved only for the most proven of Ooh Crew."